- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Knock knock open

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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