- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

whats black and large -me

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

diarrhea.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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