- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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