Haha, I get it..

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Fat people

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Women's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Anti Joke

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