Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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