- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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