- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

who is awesome? no one...

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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