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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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vitamin c

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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