Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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