- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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