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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

hola said the chinese man

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

did you stub your toe?

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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