Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

I think everybody should have a penis.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

class is canceled. My professor died.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

wael.. nuff said

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

jd and zach loves vigina

hi dave

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Anti Joke

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