What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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