- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

You know what's funny? Rape

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!