What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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My love life

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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