Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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