- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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