i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

You know what's catchy? A cold

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Go away still nothing to see

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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