- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

FUCK YOU

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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