A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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dead dibbs

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The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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