What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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