why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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