What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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