- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What is your bill about? Clinton

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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