Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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I love you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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