- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Racial Equality

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

^ That's not even funny ^

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

DEATH.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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