What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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