- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Julian Ha.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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