- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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