- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

BIG PENIS

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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