One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

womens rights

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

You idiot thats 9 letters

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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