- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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