- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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