- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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