- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What fires shots? A gun

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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