- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well this is pointless.....

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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