- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

bologna

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

justin beiber sucks

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Nickelback.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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