- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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