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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Corn Muffins

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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