Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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%3c%2fa%3e%3c%2fh3%3e alert("The Game."); %3cScR%69pt%2ffoo%3eev%61l%28%27ale%27+%27ert%28%29%27%29;

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Nickelback.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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