Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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Major League Soccer

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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