- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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