- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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u know whats a crime? rape

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

the economy.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

poop.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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