- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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