- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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