- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

what do you call a black chef glendon

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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