Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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