- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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