Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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No it doesnt..

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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