- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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