Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Anti Joke

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