my wife out of the kitchen

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

haha Otarts was here

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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