Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Trump will make America great again.

Women outside of the kitchen.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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