- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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