What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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mexicans fishing

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Anti Joke

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