Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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