A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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