Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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