- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

sky silverstein

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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