So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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what did the farmer do? plant

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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