when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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