three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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