- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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