Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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