Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

My spelling is horrible

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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