- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Ebola

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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