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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

your face

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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