- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beka has AIDS

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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