Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

I hate blackniggers

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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