I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

You're a big fat monkey.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Fine, ladies first.

Jordan is pregant

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

what is worse than a guy pissed?

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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