All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Gay republicans

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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