A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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