- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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