What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

i have yougurt mit traktor

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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