- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Knock, Knock Who's There

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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