- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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