What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

why did matt die? He had cancer

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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