What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Your mom.

The Princess is in another castle

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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