whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

You know whats funny? Women's rights

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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