- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

woman's rights

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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