- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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