What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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Justin Bieber.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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