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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Your mom went to college

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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