- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

There is no I in Pie except for the I

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Women's rights.

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