- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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