- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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