- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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