How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

whats gay and american? a gay american

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

charlie sheen becomes sober.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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