What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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