Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Democracy.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

Boob

Llamaworm

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What is better than life? Nothing.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

What is my name? I dont know

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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