- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Women's rights

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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