- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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