- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

No soup for you!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What has two legs? Half a cat

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??