- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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