A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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