knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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