- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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