- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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