- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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