What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Gay republicans

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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