- Anti Joke

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

poop.