Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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WNBA

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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