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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Knock, Knock Come in

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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