really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Fine, ladies first.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Anti Joke

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