- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Justin beiber's penis

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

You bumder!

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

whats brown and booky a book.

what's black and can't swim?

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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