- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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