- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Where's my baby??

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

WOw you have no life

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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