- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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