What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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I read the terms of service.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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LOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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