- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why did the house burn down? Obama

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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