- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Poop.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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